U Don`t Wanna Be Like Me — текст песни (Twiztid)

[Monoxide]
I can walk on water and freeze it on step one
And then I`ll stick my finger in it and melt it like it was hot sun

[Madrox]
Well I can turn your adam`s apple into apple juice
Start to strangle muthafuckas `til their face turn blue

[Monoxide]
I can be the world`s greatest serial killer of all time
And I`ll end your life at the drop of a dime

[Madrox]
I can float above the clouds, way up in the sky
And it`s my choice if I live or die

[Monoxide]
Or I can be the strange pizza man that always knocks twice
And when you open up your door I give your muthafuckin` neck a slice

[Madrox]
I can take a million dollars and just throw it away
Cause it`ll never replace a single ounce of my sanity

[Monoxide]
I can be the last angel standing ontop of the hill
Or the green demon waiting on your window sill

[Madrox]
And I can become an icon for the oppressed
`Cause their hearts still beating in their unforgiven chest

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
(You!) don`t wanna be like (Me!)
(You!) don`t wanna be like (Me!)
And this is the mind of a serial killa

[Madrox]
I can buy a shotgun from Target with attempts to set it off
I can load that bitch in the parking lot and shoot that shit off

[Monoxide]
And I can be the book of the dead, a Vampire or a demon
But either way your fucked, `cause when I leave your not breathin`

[Madrox]
Well I can part the sea with the wand of a wizard
And turn a hot day into a windy blizzard

[Monoxide]
I can be an axe in the backs of people who wanna trash talk
And leave your body slaughtered all over your momma`s sidewalk

[Madrox]
I can disappear into the air like a phantom in the night
And I can die if I`m exposed to excessive sunlight

[Monoxide]
And I can show you how to dig a bitches grave in less then 20 seconds
And I`ll shove that bitch in there and let her family start to guessin

[Madrox]
I can grab you out of your world and show you horrible things
And I can show you the terror that curiosity brings

[Monoxide]
And I can be the last straw, that puts you over the edge
And leaves 11 at your work place dead

[Chorus]