[G.S.P.N Female Anchor]
Welcome to G.S.P.N. I`m your host Gena G-String
And this is Sportscenter version Thug.1
Topping our broadcast is the stunning upset victory
By the underestimated rapper Max Minelli
Over player-haters and bitch-ass niggaz
In the rap game.For more highlights
Let`s go to the man himself
Broadcasting live, from the game
[Verse One]
First and Ten, I be pimpin` my pen
I`m a Pro Bowl pick before the season begin
I been favored to win, nigga place ya gamble
Ten grand in the pocket, now watch me scramble
I`ma be the first die when it kick off
Police want the corner back, lookin` for the pickoff
Tryin`a pick a vic off, but I ain`t never skurd
They call me Max Clemons, I`m pitchin` them bitches curves
I`m out`chere in the bottom of the third tryin` ta fastball
Colder than a hockey puck, skate clean past y`all
That`s why `ere still be a few niggaz that hatin`
Keep a .45 on me, call that a safety
Got two bad knees, but I`m used to playin` with pain
My nigga Loc touch down, that`s the play of the game
When it`s fourth and long with one tick on the clock
Bitch I`m the go-to man, nigga can`t be stopped
[Chorus]
I came to play, I`m playin` to win
Now let the games begin, It`s on now
Everything happen in my hood be a highlight
Hustlin` is a highlight, thuggin` is a highlight
Halftime
I`m deep in the game, I`m playin to win
My nigga fourth and ten, It`s on now
Everything happen in my hood be a highlight
Beefin` is a highlight, keepin` niggaz` mind right
Full court
[Verse Two]
I can`t be short stopped, I stay on top of my block
Fiends keep runnin` back hollin` pass me the rock
My lil` partner in the zone, slangin` D by the Fence
Niggaz comin` through for the sack, tryin` ta get blitzed
Last time he caught a charge man his life was a mess
Had him in the Full Court, TV cameras and Press
Heart pumpin` Powerade, I`m a straight up menace
Causin` racket, and them hos just love my tenni`s
Brushin` dirt off of my soulja pads
Muggin` like a face mask
Bustin` `em up, I`m undisputed every weight class
Put up a hundred
I damn near punted
When the dirty feds had my main man double covered
Fuck Sony
They phony `till they, come with a budget
I`ma be with this Indy tryin` ta move 500
This game, I love it, I`m on, I`m goin` hard
Like I`m playin` in the dome wit a broke arm
Thugged out
[Chorus]
I came to play, I`m playin` to win
Now let the games begin, It`s on now
Everything happen in my hood be a highlight
Hustlin` is a highlight, thuggin` is a highlight
Halftime
[G.S.P.N. Male Anchor]
What an incredible play-by-play illustration
By our innnn the game correspondent Max Minelli
Now we`re gonna finish off our broadcast with
our Champion Top Ten play of the week
Starting now . .
[Verse Three]
Number 10
I keep my broads in a Dime not a Nickel
They can post up and make they booty double-dribble
Number 9
The beef quick niggaz kin ta me
We`ll put`cha on the bench with an injury
Number 8
My nigga in the whip gettin` O
We put together a drive and come back with a sco`e
Number 7
I`m dope, that`s what I wrote an` I spoke
Get a quote, I got the game up against the ropes
Number 6
I holla rep ya hood to deaf
Throw up ya flag like a ref and employ yaself
Number 5
Rappers look like they shook
Tryin` ta steal a page outta Max Pain Playbook
Number 4
If she ride with me, she a stallion
I`m in her ear, runnin` game like a marathon
Number 3
Run it in four flat with forty on the track
Ain`t no negotiation, no salary cap
Number 2
My nigga H P set me a pick
And clear the lane for me, I ain`t never shoot no bricks
And Number 1
Max ain`t hard, I think not, y`all funny
I`m beatin` the buzzer with a bankshot, all money
Nigga
[Clips from NCAA/Professional game announcers]
One shot, at the buzzer...Got it!!!! Ding ding ding ding ding!
Sometimes those prayers are answered
That kid is unbelievable . . . !
