Simon Smith And The Amazing Dancing Bear — текст песни (Randy Newman)

I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear
Oh, I`d step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear
Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charming
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It`s just amazing how fair people can be

Seen at the nicest places where well-fed faces all stop to stare
Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear
They`ll love us, won`t they?
They feed us, don`t they?
Oh, who would think a boy and bear
Could be well accepted everywhere
It`s just amazing how fair people can be

Who needs money when you`re funny?
The big attraction everywhere
Will be Simon Smith and his dancing bear
It`s Simon Smith and the amazing dancing bear