Intro: Captain Save-A-Hoe
Short, Short, whats up man, this Captain man check this out
I know you and B-Legit finna get in here and get down on this song right?
But yall can`t be talkin bad about broads, man, you know?
Yall in here talkin bout suckin this and suckin that
Aww shit, here come B pullin up in his 600 blowin big weed, yall be cool man
Verse 1: B-Legit/Too $hort
B-Legit:
I blaze blunts all day get keyed all night
Be the one to take flight if the smoke aint right
I`m tight, nicknamed Ike for the drama
It`s baby and her mama, naked in a sauna
Down with the gang cuz them flows be hard
Blue mink, Short, and my St. Brenard
Super bad man all around Hoo-J
Tell me what the fuck happened to the groupies
Too $hort:
What happened to the groupies, I thought they was comin through
To do everything we want em to
Supposed to be all good when they get here
Break niggas off, bitch we real playas
Baby in the red said It`s coo`
She gonna give me some pussy, and some head too
I aint trippin though, these bitches takin too long
I`m bout to call some other hoes on the phone
B-Legit:
Tell em I`m a hog nigga, need a triple-X bitch down to stick
Turn tricks switched the dick
Theres hips outside and I`m fo` sho` dat
And the finest ho she know where mo` at
Gotta show that, nigga tuck my jewels
Can`t be slippin with a bitch, niggas know that shit
Hit me at the room when the hoes come
It be at 301 we callin for some
Too $hort:
Where they at B-Legit where they at? (where they at)
Let these bitches know theres some real playas back
Told her meet me in room 510 on the mattress
If you do it right then I`ll be back bitch
Another showdown, in yo` town
Let everybody know you my ho now
I`m feelin way too cool off the gin and juice
I`m bout to fuck my bitch and her friend too (and her friend too)
Captain Save-A-Hoe:
Damn, see man yall niggas is trippin man,
niggas this `98 yall actin like its still `88
Short cussin, and all this bullshit,
check this out--see baby and them leavin see?
Baby come here, c`mon, baby don`t even trip, just kick it for a lil while
You know what I`m sayin? I`ll take you to Sizzler to go eat after awhile
I`ll make em stop trippin, don`t even trip baby its all good
Verse 2: Too $hort/B-Legit
Too $hort:
I`m feelin good, everything hooked up right
Before its all over I`ma be in som`n tight
Looked down at my hip to check my pager
Tryin to find me a bitch, fresh off the stage
Nigga aint hungry, fuck the after party
Told a cute groupie Bitch meet me in the lobby
You know how we do it, told her bring all her friends
Next weekend we gonna do it all again
B-Legit:
I said it out my mouth on the mic real loud
We at the Holiday-Inn, room 510
Bring all the bitches even if they dikes
We hyped, hoes eatin pussy tonight
Seen her in my mug, peepin my game
Lookin like she could take dick in the brain
We all champagne and Cali green
I need a bitch like that on a pimp team
Too $hort:
It`s after midnight, can`t find the right women
Can`t be slippin while you`re late night pimpin
Way too many niggas got stuck like that
Waited too late then fucked a rat
Wake up in the mornin, mad as hell
With the wrong bitch in the wrong hotel
Shoulda gave up when you first struck out
Now you tryna get the fuck out
B-Legit:
Man I was drunk when I went out, blow when I woke up
Didn`t get to fuck cuz these hoes is ducks
Niggas like me need the head lay on
From bad ass bitches who prefer red bones
Rock microphones, later count G`s
