(Bobby Braddock)
Kick my shoe off take my sock off pull my pant off
And I find my pyjama and put it on
Then I crawl into the bed and I cry my eye out
Now that my better half is gone.
I just lay there and as I lay there my arms feel so empty
And my lip longs to kiss her all night long
If I had the gut I`d blow my brain out
Now that my better half is gone.
I was a whole man when I was with her
Now I`m a plier, I`m a scissor
Half this, half that, half slow, half fast
Oh, I`ve got the blue and I`m up to my elbow in heartache
Now that my better half is gone.
One, three, four, two, now that my better half is gone...