[40 second skit to open about a girl with a finger in her ass]
[A.G.]
The Dirty Version, G.D. motherfuckers
[Chorus]
I got a girl with a girlfriend, she blow trees
Push V`s and rock constant, shit
Just when I thought I had the bomb dick
I caught her cheatin but I kept it on some calm shit
[A.G.]
Check me out yo
Now I met shorty `bout 3 years ago, my type
We get dirty everywhere we go, get hype
From the telly to the studio, flicks cars and parks
Used to see me in the dark, I sparked
And I lounge and I chill with it
Smack it and flip it and ill with it
Intelligent type, I build with it
And if I ain`t with her, I`m probably delf
Had to flip when she told me she was fuckin somebody else
One of my niggaz? Don`t tell me it`s him
Had to pause when she said it`s her girlfriend Kim
[Interruption]
What?! Say word son, stop playin
(Word son, that shit flipped me out son)
(That shit got me buggin right now)
What, what`chu gon` do son
(I don`t even know what I`ma do son)
(I might have to get dirty)
(Straight might have to get dirty with both of `em)
[Chorus] - plays in background behind Interruption
[A.G.]
Son I met the other chick, we kicked it, blase blah
Next was menage-a-trois in a Hyundai car
And my shorty`s buggin cause I`m wit it
She really thought I wouldn`t hit it
Had to touch `em both with the diddick
Now it`s on yo and I`m pourin Mo`
My girl and her friend and it ended up porno
It ain`t no wrong ho, I`m in beast mode
But they love it when I perform slow
That`s the norm though
They feelin me, but better know that I`m out for the long dough
Stop my shine and I`m gone ho (bye bye)
But I`ma be patient and see, what the future look like for them and me
Now when I bounce, it`s reservations for three
And I let `em get they dirt on when I got places to be
(Just them two) while they waitin for me
We pack the showers, three be in the jacuzzi, catch a flick
Cause that`s that shit, get head through the movie
[Chorus]
[Chorus Two]
It`s kinda real, but I`m tired of the nonsense
She asked if I wanna join, I had no comment
I kept my poise then I calmly responded
I had her open, fuck you both, so let`s start this - and get dirty
