Yeah, yeah, yeah, c`mon, uh, to the westside,
yeah, c`mon, to the eastside,
c`mon c`mon, to the northside,
yeah Fat Joe in the house,
to the southside,
WhizOne in the house,
to my man Showbiz in the house,
huh, aiiiyo bust it...
Ya see I skip to my loo like Napolean at Waterloo
My name is Diamond D, tell ya what I`m gonna do
I dip and I dab like a Mike Tyson jab
Even though there`s flab I possess the gift of gab
I shoot it like a jammy-in
Girls, get the panty-ins
Even wit a fanny and I might win a Grammy-in
Maybe I won`t so I`ll chill like the pope
See I`ll neva mope `cause ya know my shit is dope
Like Columbian fish scale, ask my man Ishmael
(Diamond D got props like a cop) aaahhhh
Or betta yet DT `cause brothas can`t see me
Even ya girl says ya got a small wee wee
Now ya wanna go upside her head (What you talkin bout!!!)
Then you feel intimidated by the things she said (Yo chill!!)
Don`t worry bout it `cause I paid her back, (you know I)
Took her to the rest then I laid her back
I go on and on like popcorn
Wit da butter, aiiiyaayyaayyayo
I used to stutter
But I fall on track-in, some may say I`m wack-in
Fact, but in fact, I`m not any of that black
See I`m the best kept secret
So shut da fuck up and peep it
Hook
Cock d, ***trees in forests???***
Rapper tries ta `cause I crush da muthafucka!!
(REPEAT 4X)
[Diamond D]
Yeah, `cause I`m the best kept secret
So shut the fuck up and peep it
Ya see I write my own rhymes, produce my own shit
Yeah boy, I ain`t the one ta fuck wit (nope)
I`ll take a beat and I`ll flip it
Wit so much flava, niggaz wanna sip it
But that`s cool `cause they know I got skills
Let me demonstrate I you will, ahem
Rock is my man and
So is Dapper Dan and
I`ll shake a hand and
Don`t try ta flam
Or front like a stunt who wants the cunt
I only hit grand slams, neva will I bunt
Bases are loaded, bottom of the ninth
I step to the plate `cause I know my shit is great
I can`t walk down a street
(Aiiyo Diamond, can you make me a beat)
Ya gotta have cheese
About a couple o` g`s, huh
But if I know ya, I might just throw ya
A li`l somethin on the side troop
A funky bass line and a hype loop
I got a thousand old records in my crib
I used to hustle but I neva did a bid
Some people call me Jo Jo
I keep a low pro
Non-stop props, so act like you know bro
Pass me a mic and I`mma keep it
Yeah boy, I`m the best kept secret
Hook
(REPEAT 4X)
Yo, I`m deadlier than Michael Myers
My style will embrace you like a pair of pliers
But don`t sweat it G, why don`t`cha let it be
`Cause Diamond D is a pedigree
In other words I`m official
I neva go out like a wet piece of tissue
Ruff and rugged
Stronger than Bounty
New York is the city, Bronx is the county
Learn from the best so the rest just fest
Now I`m gettin booked at the Philmore West
Or either in the village so kill it skillet
Ya ask ya`self
Will it eva cease?
`Cause Diamond`s sharp as a crease
I only use bees wax, I`ll neva use grease
On my dreads but instead if you want some kicks
Step to the mic I`m an 8 to 1 pick
You reap what you sow and I can reap it
Yo I`m the best kept secret
Hook
(REPEAT 4X)