Halitosis — текст песни (Sudden Death)

{*a parody of 2Pac`s song California Love*}

Halitosis
Hurts everybody
Your halitosis
Is ungodly
It`s amazing how bad you smell
It`s amazing I`m still alive
It`s amazing what you smell like
No you`re not very well liked
Now I know what Hell`s like

Now let me introduce the brother with the wild wild breath
His face is untouchable like grandmother`s breasts
The smell hits your nose hard, then you hit the floor
You`re out cold for a week and for a month you`ll be sore
He`s only got three teeth and they all are rotten
A state of emergency is what he`s gotten
Forgotten how to brush his last three teeth
Lean green infected dental roots underneath
A few years ago he moved to the town where I am
And then all our pets started dyin`
I couldn`t believe the smell that came from his jaw
Bloody mess, lookin` like he chewed on a chainsaw
The smell reaches clear from Alaska to New York
He`s gotta grind his food and then eat it off a spork
Uh, pull his finger, it smells the same way
Strong enough to sink Californ-i-a

Halitosis
Hurts everybody
Your halitosis
Is ungodly
It`s amazing your jaw is attached
It`s amazing your house still stands
It`s amazing how bad it`s gotten
Your mouth is rotten, it keeps on rottin`
Brush, brush `em baby
Brush brush your teeth
For the love of God
Go brush your teeth

Now what comes out of homie`s mouth has really got me cryin`
Soon as he comes in the room you see some people dyin`
He`s got that musty, lover-losin`, hygiene resistant
Breath that smells like a dead cow
He really doesn`t give a damn of what the people think though
Yesterday he got a government fine ([Spice]yeah, I know)
He never ate a certs or even chewed on bubble-gum
Flosses after meals but the string cuts through his gums
Been on TV programs world wide
From the Oprah Winfrey show to Live at Five
I think his breath is gettin` worse now, it`s opaque
To get through it you may have to use a snow plow
He`s a disgrace, so give me that bomb from the base
I`m gonna blow that ugly smile off his face
I think I need back up, `cause the smell is comin` back up
I grab a suitcase and I pack up, get me out!

Halitosis
Hurts everybody
Halitosis
Is ungodly
It`s amazing that you can breathe
It`s amazing your tongue still works
It`s amazing what color your breath is
He thinks it`s precious
But look how my flesh is
Brush, brush `em baby
Brush brush your teeth
For the love of God
Go brush your teeth