Theme From `super Skrull` — текст песни (Ookla The Mok)

On the Skrull home world in a secret laboratory
they modified a chromosome and so begins the story
of a Skrull whose nearly impossible chore
is to battle and defeat the Fantastic Four.
He`s Super Skrull--incredible!
He`s as geechy as Nietzsche and that`s no bull.
Though to us he seems preposterous,
it`s really not for us to just
pass a rash judgement on the Super Skrull,
cause his left arm can stretch
like it`s made out of plastic:
it`s as elastic as Mr. Fantastic.
His right arm`s got orange rocks for skin:
from the shoulder down he`s as strong as big Ben Grimm.
He can turn one leg invisible,
which really isn`t all that practical.
Unless you`re extremely gullible
you won`t be fooled by Super Skrull.
His other leg is flammable
(the same thing as inflammable):
he crossed his legs and then he learned
his invisible leg could still get burned.
Though his appearance is comical
and raises many questions anatomical,
his features aren`t as malleable
as the features of his fellow Skrull.
From his hat down to his shoes
he wears unstable molecules.
He`s endorsing RC Cola
and cruising chicks with Arnim Zola.
He`s not even possible,
but what the hell, he`s Super Skrull!
He can`t tie his shoes without an oven mitt,
and he has a hard time finding shirts that fit.
Painfully implausible,
technically impossible.
Socks? He`s got a closet full.
His favorite band is Jethro Tull.
He`s not just any ordinary Skrull, he`s Super Skrull!