Stop talking about comic books or I`ll kill you.
I don`t care if the Hulk could defeat the Man of Steel.
I`m gonna rearrange your face if you continue to debate
whether Logan`s claws could pierce
Steve Roger`s shield.
I just couldn`t care less if they bring back Kraven,
and I don`t care if Spiderman`s a clone.
Stop spending all our cash on back issues of the Flash,
or I swear to God you`re gonna spend
your twilight years alone.
Okay, you can call them graphic novels,
but they`re still just plain old comic books to me,
and I don`t see why you must always ceaselessly discuss
the post-Zero hour continuity.
For the last time I won`t read those Kirby X-men.
You know that I prefer the work he did for DC.
And if you don`t want to die
you`ll lose that Overstreet Price Guide,
Comic Buyer`s Guide, and Wizard Magazine,
but please get the new Invisibles for me.