You take your shoes off but your feet don`t smell
You called this meeting but you wouldn`t tell
Now I can see you`re gonna give me hell
I am the cheese and you`re the farmer in the dell
I don`t know I don`t know
I sit and listen while you take your turn
And then I try to tell you my concern
That`s when I see your face begin to burn
I guess it`s my fault cause I never ever learn
Here we go here we go
Rats live on no evil star
Everything I say you hear the other way
It`s 1917 and I`m the Czar
A man a plan a canal Panama
The way I speak a word is not the way I`m heard
Cause I`m the US you`re the USSR
Now you`re done and it`s my turn to speak
My words come slowly and my voice is weak
Your body language tells me I`m a geek
You kick my ass and I just turn the other cheek
I don`t know I don`t know
You really got me up against the wall
I`m Humpty Dumpty and you`re my great fall
If you`re Pele I`m a soccer ball
If you`re an ax I`m the Apostle Paul
Here we go here we go
Rats live on no evil star
It seems you`re not at home outside of palindrome
You`re an eagle and I`m three over par
A man a plan a canal Panama
Looks like you`ve met your goal you`re in complete control
You`re an entomologist and I`m in a jar
So now you`re looking at me like you`re bored
My mouth is writing checks I can`t afford
If I`m a village you`re a Mongol horde
If I was Kurgan you would be MacLeod`s sword
I don`t know I don`t know
I can`t believe we even made it this far
I say, Rats live on, you hear, No evil star
When it`s all over you ask where we are
My lips say no but my body says, Auuugghhhhh!
Here we go here we go
Rats live on no evil star
Everything I say you hear the other way
Cause you`re Pete Townshend and I`m a guitar
A man a plan a canal Panama
The way I speak a word is not the way it`s heard
Cause I`m Br`er Rabbit and you`re made out of tar
