Shrink wrapped in Buffalo then I was packaged with a Butterfinger
I went to college via US Mail and then was traded for a chocolate Zinger
Sleeping in a top desk drawer thank God for MSG
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Oh oh the places I`ve been
Oh oh the faces I`ve seen
Oh oh the places I`ve been
Oh oh the faces I`ve seen
I lived a while in a friend`s sock drawer now stop before you knock it
That was nothing I spent half a month
stuck in some guy`s dress shirt pocket
I know it`s crazy I don`t even own a pair of shoes
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Scotch-taped to the memory card of an Apple IIe computer
I would have lived there for the rest of my life
if it wasn`t for the Comp. Sci. tutor
Tim and the Polyglots will never be Big in Japan
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I was homeless for about a year I spent six months in a coma
Next thing you know I`m in a hollow tube
looks like I got an honorary diploma
Just goes to show you that a BA really couldn`t hurt
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I`m a drifter I move around sometimes I wonder where my heart went
Maybe I lost it back in `89 when I was living in a glove compartment
I guess that shower really wasn`t worth it after all
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These days I`m kind of lost, who knows I just might turn up later
I`m kinda pining for the good old days when I lived in a refrigerator
Dave Lennon better be happy that he`s in this song
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