* parody of N.W.A.`s Straight Outta Compton
[Daddy-O]
CB4 in the motherfuckin house!
[Hi-C]
Yeah Gusto`s in the motherfuckin house
with my man Dead Mike!
We breakin motherfuckers off 24-7!
So check this shit out!
Aiyyo Gusto... (whassup?)
KICK THAT SHIT!!!
[Hi-C]
Straight Outta Locash
A crazy mothafucka named Gusto
I fucked ya wife, cause the bitch is a big hoe
I fucked ya sister, I fucked ya cat
I would have fucked ya mom but the bitch is too fat!
When I`m in ya neighborhood, ya betta dig a moat
cause I`m comin to slit... ya motherfuckin throat!
Blood is drippin, I`m not slippin
Bitches panties, is what I`m rippin
Rollin faster than a motherfuckin dirt bike
Never met a piece of pussy that I didn`t like
Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit... in a bucket; Straight Outta Locash!!!
Crazy motherfuckers, hah hah!
(Where you from, nigga?)
[Daddy-O]
Comin straight out of Locash,
a crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike
So get ready cause you`re goin for a long hike
off a cliff, I`m drivin you over
Now ya dead with ya fo` leaf clover
Float like a cannonball, sting like a shark
I`m the nigga waitin for you in the dark
Waitin to rob you, waitin to beat you
A bullet in ya head is how I greet you (whassup nigga?)
A villain with a hat, and it`s like that
I tied yo` moms to a motherfuckin train track
Flat on her back, I give her some crack
It`s ten o`clock - DO YOU KNOW WHERE YO MOMS IS AT?
At my house (doin what?) wipin her ass
She had to move... STRAIGHT OUTTA LOCASH!!!
(*scratches til fade*)