Hair Club — текст песни (Sudden Death)

Pain supreme, keep the open cut clean
But only where there`s hair otherwise it doesn`t count
But even if there`s not an open cut anywhere
Put a band-aid on, pull it slow and shout
Eyebrows seem to be one of the best
Or if you got a hairy chest slap one on there too
Then peel it off, nice and slow
It`s a whole new experience every time you do
It`s a rush of pain, all through your head
You shout and scream like you know karate
This is a song for people who enjoy
Rippin` band-aids off hairy parts of your body

[chorus]
So join the Hair Club
Rip it off
C`mon join the Hair Club
Rip it off

When you`re alone in your house and there`s nothing to do
The medicine cabinet holds all the fun
Call up your friends grab a stack of band-aids
You`ll thank me for this when the fun`s begun
When you first start doing this
Hair on your arms and legs will do just fine
But when you feel that it`s time to move on
A beard and a moustache will blow your mind
This is an experience you`ll never forget
It soon will set your mind at ease
And if you feel like becoming an artist
Nasal hairs are a masterpiece
Give it a try you got nothing to lose
Even if you`re embarrassed don`t be scared to blush
Tear it on off, slow or fast
Underarm hair is a hell of a rush

[chorus]

Give it some time and I`m sure you`ll meet
People who enjoy ripping band-aids off
They`re very laid back worked out frustration
They`re always clean shaven and their skin is soft
Other people think that they`re all masochists
But it`s no different then using Epilady
I beg to differ from the popular opinion
I`m sane, it`s the rest of the world who`s crazy
Band-aids here shove a band-aid there
Shove a band-aid anywhere it`ll fit
And the final step, for experts only
Pubic hair is the ultimate

[chorus]