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[Singin`]
This hit aint no joke, Oh no
Dont ya know, Dont ya know
Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah
This hit aint no joke, This here aint no joke
Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O
[Too $hort]
Its that Orangutan lookin` like a Crayola
Nothin` but the sunshine, Soon as the day`s over
Roll`em up, In the town, We get down
On the green and the purple, Never on the brown
Cause when ya hit the O its the real dope, From Humbolt
Have ya flyin` real stupid like Dumbo
They love it when it comes from California
You`ll never be an +Outkast+ with that +Stankonia+
[E-40]
Smell the aroma, Smells so lovely
Man thats potent, What ya`ll smokin man?, Orange Ruffie
Where ya from, You from the Yay, Im from the Valley J
Man ya`ll some fools, You California dudes do not play
I though you thoughtamajig, I though I told you my nagga
Game colder than a six pack of soda my nagga
Northren Cali, 23`s on my Denali
Gettin rowdy in the Scrillacon Valley
Hoe
[Chorus]
This hit aint no joke, Oh joke
Dont ya know, Dont ya know
Its Cali-O, Its Cali-O, Yeah
This hit aint no joke, This here aint no joke
Dont ya know, Sweet Cali-O
Love it when I hit it, Cali-O
Love it when I hit it, Dont ya know
Sweet Cali-O
I cant wait to touch it, Cali-O
Dont ya know, Yeah
Love it when I twist it, Dont ya know
Sweet Cali-O
[Too $hort]
The Valley Joe
[B-Legit]
Know it when you smell it, Hit it, Enhale the blow
Got zips from Cali-O, Niggas call it the dro
When I`m in for a show first hit up the store
Four boxes to the neck, Alcohol to follow
Get it on fa sho, Every zone I go
Tip toe to the door, Room 3-0-4
Put that town down-lo, Its that Town endo
Guarenteed, No seeds, In your town we`ll blow
[Ant Banks]
Now homie tell me what that yay like
Livin that Bay Life
We put it up in the air, From sundown to daylight
And the girls they be lovin` it, Cause it freeze on em
That Cali-O sensation lets us squeeze up in em
Its a whole `notha mind state, A way of livin
That playalistic feelin` gives you the vibes of a villian
Help ya focus, And I was gone when I wrote this
Just trippin on that Cali-O, Its known to be the dopest
[Chorus with minor variations]
[Too $hort]
Its been 10 years since I moved from Oakland
I traveled everywhere but theres nobody smokin
Like the Bay and LA, From San Diego up Seattle`s way
Aint no shake like a rattlesnake, That Budwiser make ya get smart
You say you went to San Francisco and left your heart
But dont leave that orange sunshine on the coast
I know that you think the green and the purple is the most
Out in Cali you get choices
One hit will have you hearin angel`s voices
Make you wanna fly, And catch the next plane to the West
So you can fill your brain with the best
Now Mary Jane was a small town girl
But Cali-O, She`s been all around the world
She`ll make the coldest player go broke
You dont hear me though, That Cali-O aint no joke
[Chorus and Too $hort talkin`]