Farting Without Wind — текст песни (Eastdeath)

Artist: Eastdeath

Album: Poo is Wee, Wee is Poo

Year: 1984



Everybody`s looking for that trumping

One fart that makes you feel complete

You`ll find it in the strangest places

Vindaloo, McDonalds and baked beans

Some fart in the faces of their children

Some fart and stick it in a jar

Who can deny the joy it brings

When you let off those deadly things

You`re farting without wind



Some share a fart in bed each morning

Some fart all through the windy night

Watch out for silent but violents

Coz if they`re bad then they will make you cry

Oh, some shit their pants without warning

Because they push too hard and squeeze out shite

And when you`ve ate too many beans

And you`ve melted your g-string

You`re farting without wind



My diarrhoea is worse than shingles

It pummels out like - plop, plop, plop

But like they say in the ad for Pringles

Once you pop you just can`t stop!

Whoa, the splash it burns my bottom

When I do a King Kong shit

The type that wont flush down the toilet

And the splash covers your ass in piss



[Bridge]

So impossible as it may seem

You`ve got to fight to keep them held in

`Cuz who`s to know if you let one go

In the middle of the street



Some gay people they poo their trousers

Do farts more lethal than anthrax

They can`t control their own digestion

Because their bum muscles just relax

It`s the little farts that only I do

Those are the farts that make you cry-y-y-y

Coz when your pants rip at the seams

And your bumhole, oh it screams

Your farting without wind



My bowels is where my smell begins

Stems from my intestines

And my bum is where it ends

I just cant stop farting

Im farting without wind