(Numskull)
It`s a Friday night, and I ain`t got no ass
No car, no brew, no get high stash
I done watched every movie in the house
And my Blockbuster bill is like eighty bucks, so that plan`s out
I done went through the phone book from front to back
From new hoes to three year ago old school rats
And I`m banned from all the clubs cuz I don`t tip the door niggas
Look like, you eatin` three-hundred pound, six four niggas
Plus, I don`t wear suits to boogie in
I wear dope dealer shits that I can get some pussy in
My niggas is down to ride, but I`m tired of seein` them
Swear I need me a muthafuckin` real girlfriend
But that`s out of the question, cuz I treat `em like shit
Take they cash, take they car, make `em fuck the whole clique
Damn! I realized I`m just burnin` my bridges
And my dick feelin` good rubbin` up against my britches
[Chorus 2X: Clee]
Have you ever had a day you had nothin` you need?
No ass, no cash, no drank, and no weed?
And all the hoes you could`ve fucked you told to back off?
It`s lookin` like to me it`s time to jack off
(Numskull)
Now that I done let one go, I`m thinkin` Say now
I can cope with my life bein` dull, boring, and plain now
But lately, I find myself beatin` more often
If every nut was year off my life, for me it`s coffins
If it`s true what they say, I`m goin` blind right now
My palms is growin` hair, I`m thinkin` porn right now
If it was a whole band here, I`d be a horn right now
If it`s a party over there, I`d be scorin` right now
(Clee)
See I`m alone in my room, and I`m about to jack off
Imaginin` a bad bitch givin` me some good balls
See at the present time, I ain`t got no ass
Wanna get high first, but I got no weed, no hash
Strolled to the ATM and said I`m out of cash!
Then on the way home, I ran out of gas
Now I gotta walk 12 blocks, plus it`s hot
And to make it even worse, a nigga dick on rock
[Chorus]
(Clee)
Finally get back to the house in a broken sweat
Turn on the TV, everything provokin` sex
I can`t believe today, can`t believe my luck
Can`t believe I can`t find one hoe to fuck!
Can`t believe I left the house and got stuck
Can`t believe I can`t afford a tow truck
And you know what? Waitin` for a bitch I`m goin` loco
Don`t even know if one comin`, I only got a hopeful
Time to go ahead and put my first plan in motion
Go and get my tie, go and get my lotion
Turn on the porn tape, then I get to strokin`
Wish I was the cat, that this bitch was deep throatin`
[sound of a lotion dispenser, and groaning]
[Chorus]
