When he sits in merry disarray,
In the good old House of Lords,
Tony`s speaking and Johnathan gets bored.
And he grunts in tones so eloquent,
And his eyes are filled with rage,
He`s one of those MPs who really looks his age.
Johnathan Prescott Says,(Johnathan Prescott Says)
I am very fat,
I am a twat,
So throw eggs at me,
Cos I`m a Labour MP.
The liquid yolks are running out,
Over his great brand new shirt,
Mr.Prescott`s reputations hurt.
And if you look in Mr.Prescotts eyes,
You can see his growing hate,
And he hit`s out at the guy who did instigate.
Johnathan Prescott Says,(Johnathan Prescott Says)
I am very fat,
I am a twat,
So throw eggs at me,
Cos I`m a Labour MP.