When he sits in merry disarray, 
In the good old House of Lords, 
Tony`s speaking and Johnathan gets bored. 
And he grunts in tones so eloquent, 
And his eyes are filled with rage, 
He`s one of those MPs who really looks his age. 
Johnathan Prescott Says,(Johnathan Prescott Says) 
I am very fat, 
I am a twat, 
 So throw eggs at me, 
Cos I`m a Labour MP. 
The liquid yolks are running out, 
Over his great brand new shirt, 
Mr.Prescott`s reputations hurt. 
And if you look in Mr.Prescotts eyes, 
You can see his growing hate, 
And he hit`s out at the guy who did instigate. 
Johnathan Prescott Says,(Johnathan Prescott Says) 
I am very fat, 
I am a twat, 
 So throw eggs at me, 
Cos I`m a Labour MP.