Folk You Jigolo — текст песни (One Album Wonders)

Woke Up this morning and I got out of bed,

I fell down the stairs and landed on my head,

I`m crawling along the floor,

I opened up the door,



Whoa Lord, I`m stuck under the stairs,(under the stairs)

Whoa Lord, The handle is nowheres,(I`m lost)

No one, will let me out,(let me out)

No one, can hear me shout,(I lost my arse in the shower)



My Horse got pissed off with me and I fell down,

I fell down and I cried,

My Horse got pissed of with me and I fell down,

I fell down.



Whoa Lord, He got pissed off with me,(a constipated horse)

Whoa Lord, I`ve fallen in a ditch,(diahorrea)

A constipated horse,

Diahorrea,



Whoa Lord, I`m a chess playing arab,

Whoa Lord, You treat me like a scarab,

Gonna figure out your every move,

Cos I`m so very very smooth, (After all I`m only human)



[repeat Alan and Rupert verses, whilst Adam sings:]

Two squares forward and one square to the right,

Diahorrea,

No one, will let me out

No one, can hear me shout.