*after shoutouts and talking*
[Eminem]
Peace to Thirstin Howl, A.L. and Wordsworth
My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth
I`m just a nerd cursed, wit badly disturbed nerves
Who wanna be the one to step up and get served first?
Ninety-nine percent of aliens prefer earth
So I`m here to rule the planet, startin wit your turf
I hid a secret message inside of a wordsearch
Wit smeard letters, runnin together in blurred spurts
I hang wit male chauvinist pigs and perverts
Who point water pistols at women and squirt shirts
Been a bad boy since diapers and Gerber`s
My first words were Bleep bleep and Curse curse
Never had ish, and I still don`t deserve dirt
My breath still stinks and I`m on my third Certs
Yankin out my stitches, hollering Nurse nurse!
You said this shot would numb it, trick it just hurts worse!
Grew up in a dump next door to a burnt church
But gunshots drowned out crickets and bird chirps
And it`s like that, and it`s like that
[Evidence]
Got no apathy
Yo I Platform my strategy, mix words in alchemy
Evidence, I won`t get caught shot on the balcony
Between you and I, I`ll tell you here`s the diff
Gun to your head, you`re dead, pointblank I shapeshift
That`s right, to dear/deer, anelope, or owl
In life, use your potential, or Steve Howe
I`m about to call it quits, yo too much weight`ll break your rack mount
The man`ll make you move, yo so make your move a backout
You say I use my name too much as a clutch
Try holdin on to beat instead of pushin on your crutch
Flipped it backwards, Evidence attack nerds off the head
Steadfast, right or left, don`t matter see you comin
Deaf/Def like Leppards, pop the piece, I be the sheppard
Causin the herd, the name is Ev absurd
Verbs get flipped, it`s like this, yo acronyms and all that
Methaphor imagery, you claimin metaphors and spittin similies
Not havin It, the name is Evidence
Like Pos. K gibbin the life thinkin of stabbin it
Skills prevail you possess, take no offense
But don`t profess lies within your mind, tempt and stress
[Iriscience]
It`s like uh-oh-oh
It`s Dilated Peoples on the Wake Up Show-uh-oh
We kick a lick or some for the radio-uh-oh
Yo CaTashTrophic like Rico *fades out*
