Monterey Jack — текст песни (Dr. Hook)

Monterey Jack woke up in his shack on a Monday
Monterey Jack had a little bitty snack of some elderberry wine
Monterey Jack walked down the track, all the way to ol` Harley`s shack
Stuck his knife in ol` Harley`s back
And they say that`s the way ol` Harley Davison died

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Ol` Jack Hoff was gettin` off in a doorway
Ol` Jack Hoff was gettin` off with little Sarah Lee
Ol` Jack Hoff was gettin` off when he mumbled and stumbled and
started to cough
And his vein went hard and he went soft
And they say that`s the way how ol` Jack Hoff O.G.`d

Spoken:
You mean O.D.
No.... O.G.
Oh man what`s that?
That`s when you O.D and you say Oh Gee!

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Tom McCann was sittin` in the sand by the ocean
Tom McCann looked into his hand and found a jelly-roll
Tom McCann was feelin` grand, all the girls were lickin` his hand
He`s a heel but man, oh man, everybody knows that Tom McCann`s got soul

Spoken:
Its over
No it ain`t
No it ain`t either, here it is again

That`s really the end