Mere Pseud Mag Ed — текст песни (Fall)

His heart organ was where it should be
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyche`s in the hearth
Had a beard which was weird
Some time ago heard Ramones in `81
Has a Spanish guitar
Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
Spanish guitar doesn`t get far
In computer teaching job
His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix
A fancied wit that`s imitation of Rumpole of Bailey
Who`s causes and rags were phoenix-like
They were do-do like
They were comfort blanket type
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
Pho-do in fact
He had a weak pisser
And one night at darts match
Decadent sandwich quaff
He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
Saw Not the Nine O`Clock News History of the World Part One
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Mere pseud mag editor`s father (x12)