[Biz + P. Diddy]
And you don`t stop
And you can`t stop
[P. Diddy] Yeah, yeah - I like this
[B-I-Z] If you
[Diddy] If you
[B-I-Z] Wanna know
[Diddy] Wanna know
[B-I-Z] The real deal, about the Biz
[Diddy] A-say what, a-say what?
[B-I-Z] Well I`m the Biz Markie
[Diddy] And I`m the P. Diddy
[B-I-Z] So you know what time it is
[Diddy] A-come on
[B-I-Z] If you
[Diddy] If you
[B-I-Z] Wanna know
[Diddy] Wanna know
[B-I-Z] The real deal, about the Biz
[Diddy] A-say what?
[Diddy] And that`s comin from me, the P. Diddy
[Diddy] And you know what time it is, RIGHHHT
[P. Diddy]
So come on Diabolical
Don`t stop and don`t you dare quit
Just get on the mic, sit on the mic
Spit on the mic and don`t you dare quit!
[Biz Markie]
When I get on the mic, I guarantee
There`s no better MC than Biz Markie
Everything I say, or anything I do
Will move yo` posse or your crew
When you me hear me say, and what I play
Affects a lot of people in the strangest way
Well I`m too cold to freeze, too hot to burn
And I never miss a tag when it`s my turn
Cause I can, rock the mic if you give me a chance
Cool V`ll cut the record, make you do the `Biz Dance`
I can - flip the crowd with a wave of my hand
I`m the Diabolical, And you know this MAAAAAAN!
[Chorus]
You can do your thang, and any-thang you choose
But please, please, leave my thang alone
You can do your thang, and any-thang you choose
But please, please, leave my thang alone
[Biz Markie]
I`m the court jester, the manifester
I used to buy my clothes at A.J. Lester`s
The rhymerator, the beat creator
Whack rappers get dropped like a hot potato
The dime repeater, the MC greeter
Knuckle bleeder, no need for a heater
The only MC in history
Who didn`t even have to R-A-P
The bum destroyer, I`m comin for ya
Got took to court and didn`t need a lawyer
Make James Brown get down (yeah yeah)
Made Beretta go get her (yeah yeah)
Made Laverne and Bill Cosby (yeah yeah)
Go change they sweaters (yeah yeah)
I fought Mike Tyson, dropped him in 4
Went to Fort Knox and kicked down the door
Rocked seven continents with all this flow
And this is somethin for the radi-ohhhh
[Chorus]
[Biz Markie]
Got ladies screamin STRANJE STRANJE
With the rhythm and rhymes and style that I display
If rap was sex, I`d be a porno star
With Sade, and Janet, in a menage-a-trois
Merrily merrily, life is just a dream-ah
First car, I ever had was a Beamer
First girl, I ever had was a screamer
I got out of breath and almost caught emphysema
Put the party people in a state of shock
While Biz compose songs like Sebastian Bach
This is the end of this scenario
Like Robin Harris, I gotta go - gotta go!
[Chorus] - repeat 2X w/ ad libs
[sung ad libs before a quick fadeout]
