Bill Teds Homosexual Adventure — текст песни (Pansy Division)

Two california valley boys

The very best of friends

They used to go on dates with girls

But now they dont pretend

After trying to deny it

They went ahead and tried it

Couldnt believe how excellent it felt

Its no bogus journey

Its their hearts true yearning

Its time for bill & teds

Homosexual adventure to begin

In the garage

Theyre practicing their guitar solos

But in the bedroom

Theyre practicing on one another

School was such a pain

What a way to waste your brain

cause you know whats on their minds

Hey dude, 69!

They might seem kind of dumb

But theyre not rubes

They got each other by the pubes

Squeezing on one another´s tubes

Ones dark, one is blond

Day an night they get it on

They got condoms in their pockets

Plug into each others sockets

They learned from socrates

And other ancient greeks

The art of homo love

And sexual techniques

They may not be too bright

But they know what they like

A love affair most triumphant

Its no bogus journey

Its a boner journey

Its time for bill & teds

Homosexual adventure to begin