This Hotel Room — текст песни (Jimmy Buffett)

By: steve goodman

1975

Uh this hotel rooms gotta lotta stuff

Laundry bag and a shoe shine cloth

Thirty two hangers and a touch tone phone

Well a light that comes on when I aint home



I aint home

I aint home

You better leave a message cause

I aint home



They got an air conditioner for when Im hot

A radiator for when Im not

Two big chairs sittin side by side

With a holy Bible and the tv guide



Tv guide

The tv guide

Great God almighty

Its the tv guide



I gotta second story view from curb to curb

I gotta sign that reads "do not disturb"

A monogrammed towel and a bucket of ice

A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies



Mirror that lies

A mirror that lies

That couldnt be me

In the gorilla disguise



They got a room service menu for food and drink

A porcelain throne and an aluminum sink

Two big pillows to rest my head

A magic fingers and a king-size bed



Put in a quarter

Turn out the light

Magic fingers makes ya feel alright



Uh feel alright

Feel alright

Magic fingers makes you feel alright



Uh this ol hotels all right with me

They pay the postage if you lose the key

This hotel rooms gotta lot of stuff

But I do believe Ive had enough



Called my baby said dont you pout

Im packin my bags and Im checkin out

Just as soon as you hang up the telephone

Stick a candle in the window Im comin home



Comin home

Uh comin home

Stick a candle in the window

Im comin home



Whoa comin home

Comin home

Stick a candle in the window

Im comin home



-- spoken: "thank you boys"