Lamer Than Lame — текст песни (nerf herder)

How do I get through to a girl like you
Workin` at the pretzel station at the mall
Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick
I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick
You won`t check me out
`Cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack

I won`t be surprised if you don`t call me tonight
`Cause I`m lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don`t you think its time you tried a different kind of guy

How can even make you understand
When I`m wearing the pants with the elastic waistband oh no
Saw you on the bus laughing with your pretty friends
I was in back with the retarded kids
Tried to say hello at the high school dance
Then I wet my pants

I won`t be surprised if you don`t call me tonight
`Cause I`m lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry
Don`t you think its time you tried a different kind of guy

We could be happy
I could be the one you`re looking for
I could get a haircut and I`d give up the video games

No need to explain why you didn`t know my name
`Cause I`m lamer than lame
Uncool in every single way
But your boyfriend makes me wanna cry
Don`t you think its time you tried a different kind of guy
Lamer
Lamer