It`s an egg hunt for dates
On new roller-skates
While grooms and their brides
Take horse-drawn rides
Unless you`ve seen it
You cannot believe it
It`s so, so bizarre
Boys gone bad
With their absentee dads
Who live with their pets
`Cause they`re hedgin` their bets
Unless you`re seen it
You cannot believe it
It`s so, so bizarre
How can it be, that it`s only me
How can it be, that it`s only me
It`s a well-known song
And he`s singin` it wrong
But the crowd`s on the bong
So they all clap along
Unless you`ve seen it
You cannot believe it
It`s so , so bizarre
It`s a summertime vibe
And the park is alive
And the actors arrive to be led on their lines
Unless you`re seen it
You cannot believe it
It`s so, so bizarre
How can it be, that it`s only me
How can it be, that it`s only me
That sees the strange
The strange, the strange