Asshole from El Paso — текст песни (Kinky Friedman)

(chinga chavin, kenny snakebite jacobs)



We dont have no lovins in el paso

We dont go to porno picture shows

We dont swap our wives with our neighbors

And we keep our kids away from mexico.



And Im proud to be an asshole from el paso

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.

You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos

Ta-ta-ta-tacos

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.



We dont wipe our asses on old glory,

God and lone star beer are things we trust.

We keep our women virgins till theyre married

So hosin sheep is good enough for us.



And Im proud to be an asshole from el paso

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.

You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos

Ta-ta-ta-tacos

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.



Im proud to be an asshole from el paso

A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.

You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos

Ta-ta-ta-tacos

And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour