[j-ro]
I get drunk and I stumble to the mic
Stay drunk all week, Im at my peak like pike
Im never at my peak, Im killin fifth after fifth
I drink mo 40s than tash and e-swift (hell naw!!)
Uh-huh, I drink more than both of yall (no you dont!)
I hold more liquor than a bank on crenshaw
And tash you cant drink brew, you know you the nigga who (what? )
Be all on yo nads, after just a swig or two
[tash]
Nigga you trippin, must be that zima you was sippin
Yo accountant couldnt count how many bottles I be grippin
And flip it in the trash cause I downed em with ease
While you on yo knees -- about to pass somebody yo keys
I even had to pay the taxi (what? ) the last time you asked me (uh)
You start off on yo feet but always wind up on yo back g
Bro you should know you cant drink with ri-co
While you down yo shit slow, Im on my ninth cuervo
[e-swift]
Aiyyo at every single show, you be layin on the flo
Swearin up and down, you neva gonna drink no mo
But I get to up, from the flo up, and never throw up
One little wine cooler and you wanna beat yo hoe up
I never call it quits, I dont know my own limit
This alkaholik shit is for real, it aint a gimmick
You might fuck around and catch a liver disease
Fuckin with these likwit mcs, hip-hop drunkies
Dont you think its bout time (time)
To get yo drink on, whatcha wanna do
Dont you think its bout time (time)
To get yo fade on.. with the likwit crew
(tash: these niggaz cant drink..)
[alkaholiks]
Curvoiseir, coke and rum
Alize and one-five-one
Heineken, hennesey
Juice and gin, brass monkey
[j-ro]
Yo, I pledge allegiance to the bottle, the cup and the can
In front of the bar, thats where I stand
And to the alcohol, for which I fall
And the cold porcelain in the bathroom stall
One drunk nation under God inebriated
With liberty and justice to anyone whos faded
Drink drink drunk until I cant hack it
Until the little man fall off the horse on my polo jacket
("when I get drunk..") *burrrrrrrrp* once again
I spent all my yen on ten bottles of gin
Likwit til Im stiff, damn I love this riff
The ro gotta go, I pass the mic to e-swift
[e-swift]
I drink a lot of beers, my lifes a black version of cheers
Everyday sit at the bar and take shots with my peers
Ive been doin this for years, aint no amateurs here
Ive been drinkin 40s longer than most niggaz careers
Ive got the bitches grinnin while the whole world is spinnin
You suffer from double vision and Im just beginnin
You always pass out, wake up, and dont remember me
You could write a book with all your hangover remedies
I thought you knew, Ive been drinkin since high school
While I down this olde english, you sippin your odouls
Im makin beer runs at ten minutes to two
While you still sippin on your first motherfuckin brew
Dont you think its bout time (time)
To get yo drink on, whatcha wanna do
Dont you think its bout time (time)
To get yo fade on.. with the likwit crew
[alkaholiks]
Curvoiseir, coke and rum
Alize and one-five-one
Heineken, hennesey
Juice and gin, brass monkey
[tash]
Aight, uhh, uhh, uhh
A lot of niggaz cant drink, but hoes is even worse
They order three drinks but cant finish the first
I see em reachin in they purse about to roll that sack of weed
Knowin thats the combination that they really dont need
Cause girls take a sip, get fucked up quick
Pass out, wake up, ("whats this? ? ") its a dick!!
Baby girl you lookin sick, you lookin plastered like a poster
You was talkin all that shit, now you need some alka seltzer
You wobblin, weeblin, fuckin up your eve-nin
That smoke that you breathin got that ass on spin
While yo homegirls is like, ("where the fuck you been? ")
In the girls bathroom, fucked up since ten
Yeah I seen her, she thought she was a graceful ballerina
Now that ass is too drunk to drive herself to the marina
So she comin home with me because, I dont give a fuck
Might fuck an ugly bitch, but "only when Im drunk"
Dont you think its bout time (time)
To get yo drink on, whatcha wanna do
Dont you think its bout time (time)
To get yo fade on.. with the likwit crew
Dont you think its bout time (time)
To get yo drink on, whatcha wanna do
Dont you think its bout time (time)
To get yo fade on.. with the likwit crew
[tash] youre all fucked up now!
Like this yall
(*e-swift cuts and scratches "when I get drunk"*}
[tash] we doin big thangs, knahmsayin?
Ha ha, we fucked up now!
You know whats goin down, alkaholiks
Got my niggaz up in this motherfucker
My niggaz and you know it
I aint solo.. I aint dolo..
