Stand up - if ya wanna fight
I`m tellin` all the women - stand up for your rights
If ya wanna wear the trousers - you wanna act like a man
I`d love to trade ya places - love to be your thang
I`d do all the shopping - collect you favorite suit
Press all the laundry - polish all your boots
And if you brought me flowers - I`d meet you at the door
Have your dinner ready - your slippers on the floor
And when day turns to night and you feel alright
And I turn out the lights
Touch the hand of the man who`ll make ya woman
Touch the hand of the man who`ll make it right
Touch the hand of the man who`ll make ya woman
Cause when day turns to night and you feel alright
And I turn out the lights
Stand up - it`s alright
Love to play the woman - love to play your wife
Light you favorite cigarette - pour your favorite drink
Wear your best apron - wash the dishes in the sink
Get your shaving lotion - turn the shower on
Warm up your bathrobe - keep my baby warm
Read ya bedtime stories - while you take a nap
Turn on the TV - put out the cat
But when day turns to night and you feel alright
And I turn out the lights...