Me And My Old Lady
Me and my old lady
Lay in bed all day
And when I say I love her
Well she rolls the other way
But really she don`t mean it
Everything she says
Still if I believe in love
There`s nothing wrong
There`s nothing wrong with my head
Me and my old lady
Sit and sip on wine
And when she says she loves me
Will I say that love is blind
But really I don`t mean it
Everything I say
Still if she believes in love
There`s nothing wrong
There`s nothing wrong with her head
So what if we`re making a scene now
You know she don`t give a shit
When she`s pawin` and grabbin` on me now
You know I don`t mind a bit
It`s all good and we
Ain`t gonna change now
The world is unaware
So if you want to go on and stare
Cause we don`t care
She ain`t no ball and chain
Me and my old lady
Suck each other dry
And when in that position
I`m the luckiest man alive
Quenching our libidos
Passing time away
Now that I believe in love
There`s nothing wrong
There`s nothing wrong with my head