He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips his lid
But deep down inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he`s just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don`t like Nirvana
I know he don`t like Prong
And I bet you five bucks that he don`t like this song
Ben Weasel, he`s an asshole
Ben Weasel, he`s a jerk
Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he dosen`t work
Ben Weasel, he`s an asshole
Ben Weasel, he`s a jerk
Ben Weasel...
He`s Ben Weasel, he`s so cool
He`s Ben Weasel, he`s so cool
He`s Ben Weasel, what can you do
Ben Weasel, he`s so cool
He drinks mud, he smokes his butts
He`s glued to his T.V.
But when I drink a brew he frowns on me
He paces in his living room and festers every night
But we know that his bark`s worse than his bite
(Chorus)