(Eminem)
I don`t do black music
I don`t do Withe music
I make fight music
For High School kids
I pull side full grips
When I drive like this {screech}
With a slipped disk
From a Limp Bizkit diss
I just missed the gift list for Christmas gifts
So I get pissed and can`t pick which wrist to slit
Little rich kids in cribs
Don`t attempt this shit
Just step back
While I prep up to pimp this bitch
So I said to the girl, I`m like
What up girl?
Shut up girl!
And showed her a cut-up squirrel
She screamed bloody murder so loud everybody heard her
Slapped me in the mouth and called me a nutty murderer
I moved on to two blondes
And kissed `em on a futon
{Ay yo baby!}
{What do you want?!}
I looked at `em both and I was like
Look, check this out toots, I`m lookin` for cookie pus
I need to speak to `em immediately
They played my video on MTV last week
And just when I was thinkin` I was all that and then some
In comes Fred Durst
(Fred Durst)
Yo Shady let me get some
Who knows what galaxy I came from
One where a bass drum hung from my high chair
Now I`m a nightmare
You stay right there
I got the diva
Hold the flavor of a single
See me and Shady?
I think we got a lock down
Shocked by the sound
I got you cruisin` with your top down
These two blondes
I offered `em both a drink
And this you would think
Could get the party started
But instead them girls turned their heads
Opened up their mouths
Smelt like somebody farted
So if it`s time for me to move on
Shady said the livin` room was a dance floor
So turn me loose
I was cuttin` the rug with this chick
Bumped into this dude who was drunk
And a prick
Ramblin` on about how
He was gonna kill me
Wow!
I spilled a drink on his shirt
But no- He insisted we should go
Before I could drop `em
Shady had to clock `em
The music stopped
The party stood in shock
So I looked around
Grabbed the cutest girl and did the smurf
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party`s goin` my way
Or no way at all
But don`t you
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party`s goin` my way
Or no way at all
(Eminem)
Turn me loose
You better tell `em to come re-shingle the roof
Just keep feedin` me free drinks till I puke
And Fred`ll ask me to lead sing in his group
I`m sick at the barn
I`m not bein` approached
Cuz Fred`s over there stealin` all of my hoes
{Yo Fred save me some}
I walked up to these saimese twins
And asked to have a threesome
Told `em two heads are better that one
Plus I respect how y`all roll together as one
Got a slap in the teeth and a kick in the groin
Stood up like Ay wait, where you goin {bye!}
Oh well
Three strikes and I`m out
I struck out and stood tied to the road {ouch}
I ain`t tryin` no more
Fuck it- I`m chillin`
Get a shot of yable {ahhh}
Fell asleep on the ceiling
(Fred Durst)
Who knows what galaxy I came from
One where a bass drum hung from my high chair
Now I`m a nightmare
You stay right there
I got the diva
Hold the flavor of a single
See me and Shady?
I think we got a lock down
Shocked by the sound
I got you cruisin` with your top down
These two blondes
I offered `em both a drink
And this you would think
Could get the party started
But instead them girls turned their heads
Opened up their mouths
Smelt like somebody farted
So if it`s time for me to move on
Shady said the livin` room was a dance floor
So turn me loose
I was cuttin` the rug with this chick
Bumped into this dude who was drunk
And a prick
Ramblin` on about how
He was gonna kill me
Wow!
I spilled a drink on his shirt
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party`s goin` my way
Or no way at all
But don`t you
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
Turn me loose
This party`s goin` my way
Or no way at all
