John Rioux was his name
Screwing up was his game
Oh gosh he hates his folks
In fact, his whole life is a joke
Well he`s only seventeen
He knows everything
His brain`s malfunctioning
He`s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he`s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he`s a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah
Shane problem is his name
Whacking off is his game
Girls all think he`s a joke
His fanzine is a hoax
Well he`s only twentythree
His diet is quite rude
Eat`s Denny`s and pukes
He`s an asshole
He`s a bonehead
He`s a jerkoff
He`s a real waste case
He`s a real waste case
He`s a teenage gluesniffer
Well he`s a teenage gluesniffer