(feat. Big Syke, Too $hort)
[Intro: Too $hort (Ol` Dirty Bastard)]
Bitch you knew I was a dog when you met me
How you gonna get mad at me now?
Cuz I got bitches.. everywhere
Bitch I`m a player, y`know
(Y`know, killa, y`know`I`msayin`
I said shit, I said, that`s dat monster +Dog Shit+, y`know`I`msayin`
This is all dedicated to all you hoes)
And bitches
[Ol` Dirty Bastard (Too $hort)]
Shame on a nuh, who tried to step TUH
the Ol` Dirty Bas, put my foot up your UHH
Bitch, you walk around with your bra too tight (beitch)
It`s alright, you still gon` get fucked tonight
Hoeeeeee! (bitch fucky) Stinkin ass hoe!
You`re the type of bitch don`t appreciate shit
Never had shit, so you won`t be shit
That pussy there, couldn`t satisfy a hair
on my body, treat me like a lolli and slob me doooooown (beitch)
I`m Doo Doo Brown! (beitch) Hehahahaha
Tossed salad, oh you in some shit now
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cuz nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else`s house
Ol` Dirt Dog, but I`m not +Dogged Out+
Here comes Rover, sniffin at your ass
Pardon me bitch, as I shit on your grass
That means hoe, you been shit-ted on!
I`m not the first dog that`s shitted on your lawn
[Chorus x2: Ol` Dirty Bastard]
Callin me a dog, well leave a dog alone
Cuz nothin can stop me from buryin my bones
in the backyard, of someone else`s house
Ol` Dirt Dog, but I`m not dog out
[Big Syke]
Right behind my pitbull, all wrong
That wanna make the cat moan all night long
Puppy don`t take me wrong, but it`s gon`
Be monkeys up, so call me gettin` toned
Get gone thong, crew comin` through
Big Syke daddy wid the Brooklyn Zu
You know what to do, freaky sucky sucky
Won`t you show the crew how you play wit` the monkey
Let him see you don`t fake it, and you can take it
It`s only the bigger bone, gotta make it
Baby shake it in the worst way, OK
Up in you in the parle
My forte is a freakyness, look at this
I don`t kiss anythin` that I don`t miss, runnin` sense
to get licked from the nuts to the crack of my butt
I`m a dog, so what, but you still give it up, Wu/woof
[Chorus x2]
[Too $hort]
Beitch, this is what I tell these hoes
Don`t sweat it baby, you`ll never be my lady
Take this bone, straight to the dome
And get on (get on), cuz I don`t wanna talk
Shut the fuck up if you done wanna walk
We on the same page? I thought so
You know them +Big Dogs+ hit you wit` their paw hoe
Big pimp (pimpin`) jump the fence
Hoppin` all night it don`t make no sense (na na)
From New York to Cali`, whylin` (wild)
I got the bitch in the alley howlin` (beitch)
And she don`t wanna go nowhere
She got love for a player she don`t know no better
That`s why I tell her (tell her)
I`d be wid you forever if I could find time to put you
in my schedule (beitch)
Beitch, $hort Dog in the house
[Chorus x2]
[Ol` Dirty Bastard]
She flew in like calm breeze
Tall brown skin, her weave like palm trees
I went coconuts
Dipped my Dunkin` between your Donut
Don`t want it if it ain`t no slut, bitch!
Fathership touch ground, like fly on soup
Don`t invite me I tear the fuck down
White boys cut my toupee!
Seventh day rester, or scream play
I slump MC slay, it ain`t nuttin to bust ass
Bullet him, get him fast
Bitch I don`t break out, blast to the next rash
The dog piss on MC`s like trees
Got meals but still grill that old good welfare cheese
[Chorus x2]