I.B. - Interview Bitch
B.S. - When I`m not sure who`s talking, or Dres and Lawnge both are
M.L. - Mista Lawnge
Dres - Who else?
(Yo-Yo: Don`t try to play me out, don`t try to play me out.)
I.B. - Hello. We are the hosts of L.A.S.M. association, Ladies Against Sexist Motherfuckers. And today our guests are Black Sheep. You both are from New York right?
B.S. - Ah. That`s true. New York. That`s true. Yo.
I.B. - You supposedly met in North Carolina?
B.S. - Yea, yea, yea. North Carolina. Yea. Uh huh. Yea, yea.
I.B. - So what`s the difference between the lifestyles you lead in New York and North Carolina?
B.S. - Trees and building. Trees and buildings.
Dres - Basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down there. Up here we just got the hoes. You know what I`m saying.
B.S. - Tractors and rakes.
I.B. - Dres, you seem to have a conceited personality. Do you?
Dres - Next question please.
I.B. - Ah. Wow. In your album you disrespect women by calling us hoes. Why is that?
Dres - Listen, listen, listen. Honey, ho is merely short for honey. Dig? Hoe is short for honey. We just got lazy and dropped the -ney.
B.S. - Right. Like when you drop to you knees. Right, right.
I.B. - Wait a minute. Do you call you mother, or sister, or your grandmother a ho? (Go ahead girl)
M.L. - Basically I do. They half hoes. You know what I`m saying. That`s my point.
I.B. - Mista Lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing?
M.L. - Could we talk about that some other time.
I.B. - But the people want to know.
M.L. - Not right now.
I.B. - But, but.
M.L. - Look, I said later man.
I.B. - I can dig it.
M.L. - I`ll bet she can... ho knows all of my business.
I.B. - Hold up, hold up. All professionalism aside, motherfucker, where do you come off thinking you`re God`s gift to the world? It is dogs like you that make men look so bad.
B.S. - He, he, he.
I.B. - Do you really think this bullshit is going to sell?
(beep beep, beep beep, beep beep, beep beep)
M.L. - Well listen it`s like this. Ah, I am a very important man. Right. And as you can tell. It doesn`t really matter because, as long as I`m up in somebody busting somebodies gills. Right.
I.B. - Look I`ve had enough of your egotistical, chauvinistic, pimp daddy, immature, couldn`t get a real woman even if you want to attitude.
Dres - Honey. Listen. Honey, check this out.
I.B. - That`s it. I can`t take it any more.
Dres - Honey. Listen. Honey. Listen.
I.B. - This is the end of this interview. Later.
B.S. - Come on.
I.B. - I said later man.
B.S. - He can dig it.
I like them niggers. I like them niggers. I like them niggers.
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