The words are so familiar -
all the same greats, the same mistakes
It doesn`t have to be like this.
If you don`t make a friend, now
One might make you -
So learn
The gentle art of making enemies
Don`t look so surprised
Happy birthday...Fucker
Blow that candle out,
We`re gonna kick you
(Don`t say you`re not because you are)
(Don`t say you`re not because you are)
(History tells us that you are)
(History tells us that you are)
All you need is just one more excuse
You put up one hell of a fight
I wanna hear your very best excuse
Never felt this much alive
Your day has finally come -
So wear the hat and do the dance
And let the suit keep wearing you.
This year you`ll sit and take it
And you will like it -
It`s the gentle art of making enemies
I deserve a reward
Cuz I`m the best fuck that you ever had
And if I tighten up my hole -
You may never see the light again
(There`s always an easy way out)
(There`s always an easy way out)
(You need something wet in your mouth)
(You need something wet in your mouth)
Never felt this much alive