Oh the veins of her Majesty the Queen
They`re so regal and serene
How I7d love to say I`d been
Down the veins of her Majesty the Queen
Tunnel down their beauteous sheen
And tell everyone I`d been
O the Queen and her cellar full of dogs
Wonder has she any frogs
Does she ever chop up logs?
Woah oh no-no I don`t suppose she does
It would all be too much fuss
Anyway she`d have a
Private detective with her
Private detective with her
Just making sure no one ever had a go
At her Majesty the Queen
Someone no one really knows
You might think you know your friends
Even when they`re on a screen
But nobody pretends
That they really know the Queen
I`d love to say I`d been
Somewhere deep inside the veins
Of Her Majesty the Queen
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