Feeling Groovy — текст песни (Queers, The)

I`m feeling so sick,someone get me a beer
My life is in shambles, you know I`m a Queer
My head it really pounds and pounds
Records just go round and round
Mom and dad, they hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts
Say I`m deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain`t so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos

Feeling so groovy
I`m feeling so groovy
I`m feeling so groovy it sucks

Phone`s disconnected, hey I`ll never learn
Just eleven months `til my income tax return
I`m really not that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Aplo`s mine now, hey it`s great
Say I`m deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain`t so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos

Feeling so groovy
I`m feeling so groovy
I`m feeling so groovy it sucks

Well I was walking down the street
With my head held high
Thining everything was alright
When a big fat bird came and shit on my head
Man that`s the story of my life
I`m feeling so sick,someone get me a beer
My life is in shambles, you know I`m Joe Queer
I`m really not that dumb you know
Got lots of beer and Tuinols
Ran over Rin Tin Tin today
His Aplo`s mine now, hey it`s great
Say I`m deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain`t so
I`ve gone completly out of hand
I want Dan Vapid in my band

(Chorus)