I Can`t Stop Farting — текст песни (Queers, The)

Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer
And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear
My girlfriend trys to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
I got a problem and I don`t know what to do

HELP!
I can`t stop farting
I can`t stop farting
I can`t stop farting
I can`t stop farting

My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a shit but I`m shit outta luck
My sphincter rears it`s ugly head as I clear the room
I got a problem and I don`t know what to do

HELP!
I can`t stop farting
I can`t stop farting
I can`t stop farting
I can`t stop farting