When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out
Man that 13-year-old punk rocker`s chest started to sprout
And we all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
We all love her, Ursula
Our attention`s undivided... Dammit we`re excited
`Cause Ursula finally has tits, alright
Ursula finally has tits, outta sight
Ursula finally has tits, now she`s cool
Ursula finally has tits, check it out dude
Ursula finally has tits
She went to the drug store and I saw what she bought
Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra
Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes
I think there`s something that she needs to get off her chest
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