Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey Yo!
Ha ha I damn near had to wreck a hoe
Yo I knocked on her do` Who is it?
Ha ha it`s Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them niggaz in The Bricks get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz out in Brooklyn get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz all Uptown get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz out in Queens get smoked a lot
Yo yo yo
I smoke your buddha to the last drop like I was Maxwell
If blunts came in degrees, call me a blackbelt
I`m worldwide chinky, ? dog with chrome inkies
Chicken ridin shottie and she boost ALL her dickie
This is your brain, this is my tape on drugs
If your lame ass can`t feel it, then your cord unplugged
PPP smoked your weed, ain`t nobody around
You just got clowned for a whole half a pound, check it out, now
I do a lot of stupid shit when I be smokin
One time I left my truck runnin in Brooklyn WIDE OPEN
I forget who I call, ask for Nia (R - Hello, can I talk to Nia?)
and it`s Tonya (G - NIA?!, R - Oh shit!)
Click over (R - Whassup bitch?.. Oh, hi momma!)
Yo, when I`m on stage rhymin I forget what state that I`m in
The bitches numbers I lost, my Baby Momma find em
I played the lottery, forty million that day
I probably won the motherfucker but I forgot that I played!
Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do`, Who is it?
Hah, it`s Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them niggaz up in Cali get smoked a lot
All them niggaz in Atlanta get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz in Virginia get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz in Rhode Island get smoked a lot
Aiyyo-yo, yo
When I get high I start throwin water in the crowd
Battle MC`s off the top, slaughterin a child
Detroit call it Ganz, Miami call it Krip
No matter what you call it, it be peelin back my shit!
Aiyyo Cali niggaz got Bomb -- that same Bomb
made me forget my momma`s birthday and it`s tattoed on my arm
I misplace my Lex keys everytime I be zee`d up
I was caught puttin Christmas trees up, and it was Easter!
Do y`all motherfuckers feel high tonight?
Knowin y`all niggaz shouldn`t drive tonight?
Yo, however the plan go, close the Caravan do`
So we can all dye and get high off of secondhand smoke
Brick City got the Pep, empty out your Black N` Milds
Smokin the L with Doc earn Frequent Flyin Miles
I flew around the planet with my weed tucked in
I need to go to E.O. rehab, and sign my stankin ass in!
Yo yo YO!
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ah-hah, I damn near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do`, Who is it?
Yo, it`s Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them niggaz in The Bronx get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz up in Yonkers get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz in Chi-Town get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz in Detroit get smoked a lot
Lot, lot, lot, lot
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo.. motherfucker
Don`t fuck around in The Bricks motherfucker
Rats`ll whoop your ass over there motherfucker
Nigga got so much Backyard Boogie over there
the seeds`ll kill you motherfucker, yeah!
Chickenheads`ll rob you over there motherfucker
Sucker ass motherfucker
Get the fuck on out of here
Yo light that shit here!
(We gon` take you out, on W Fuck All Y`all radio)
