I`m getting fat — текст песни (Furnaceface)

I`m getting fat, but not as fat as I`m gonna be
and when I`m fat, it might not be very nice to see
but I don`t give a damn about the size of my belt
and I don`t really care about the looks that I get
I`m getting fat...whoopie.

I`m getting old (he`s getting old)
but not as old as I`m gonna be
I`m getting hair (he`s getting hair)
in places that it shouldn`t be
and I don`t really care about the kids of today
and I don`t give a damn about the music they play
I`m getting old (he`s getting old)...whoopie.

INDIFFERENT GUITAR SOLO

I`m getting drunk (he`s getting drunk)
but not as drunk as I`m gonna be
and when I wake up (when he wakes up)
I`m gonna wish that I`d stayed aslep
but at least I`m waking up beside the girl of my dreams
I`m getting drunk (he`s getting drunk)...whoopie.

I`m getting fat (he`s getting fat), I`m getting old (he`s getting
old), I`m getting drunk (he`s getting drunk)...whoopie.
I`m getting old (he`s getting old), I`m getting drunk (he`s getting
drunk), I`m getting fat (he`s getting fat)...whoopie.
I`m getting drunk (he`s getting drunk), I`m getting fat (he`s
getting fat), I`m getting old (he`s getting old)...whoopie.
(Repeat like this until you pass out from either drunkenness or boredom.)