No, no, no, no, no, no no no….
No, no, no, no, no, no no no….
No, no, no, no, no, no no no….
No, no, no, no, no, no no no….
No, no, no, no, no, no no no….
No, no, no, no, no, no no no….
No, no, no, no, no, no no no….
No, no, no, no, no, no no no….
Now this thing here, no cause concern, but
It`s just another story about a shark eating worms
It`s not a riddle, but subliminally catches on
How one little lie can turn into a bigger one
When I was a young guppy in the sea
You could see all the bigger fish picking on me
‘Cause they knew I didn`t really have the guard or bullet
And the other sharks that have teeth sharper than me
I`m a never-ending story about a shark this big
The load of kids that got an act for fizz
So sit back, kick back with a bag of chips
While I tell you ‘bout something stupid I did…
[CHORUS]
I`m off to work but I`m late (hey) But what can I say? (hey)
I`m cool with the boss and of course it`s a payday
We reachin` the weekend and I`ll be treatin` my baby
Typical day, dude`s in the way – But hey wait!
Shark`s in the water. Gotta duck in the corner ‘til I`m caught
I`m a talk and a walk where I wanna
eatin` the seaweed. Sippin` this green tea.
Big fish in this small world. They`ll all believe me
For knocking a shark off, protecting my city
They all grab my CD and now I`m a popular rock star.
Like it or not though. I`m a marvelous artist.
Working my hardest and becoming a starfish.
Now what am I to do? The boss is on my back.
I gotta follow his orders when sharks attack
It`s a dangerous scene. But I`m a Rasta man
Cross me and my brother, it will cost ya, man.
And this little pip squeak is gettin` on my nerves.
So my tentacles should give him just what he deserves.
So you better swim fast ‘cause I`m after ya
And go and hide inside the mouth of a clam or somethin`.
Cause I`m out and about. I`m bad news.
A henchman - a jellyfish with an attitude. So listen.
Swim for your life ‘cause I`m on your tail
So frightenin` I scare a snail outta it`s shell.
[CHORUS]
I love this liquid. I`m silly when I`m in it and I bet
(This water we`re standing in is wet. Duh….)
What do you expect from me?
I`m a platinum Jack Dempsey. Trying to get a fee.
And everybody know that I`m the G of the sea.
I just knocked this shark off. The dude tried to eat me.
I guess he didn`t like me. It might be because I`m a Pisces.
They always try to take me lightly. So why the trouble?
I just wanna hustle and multiply bubbles and pump my muscles.
I don`t want to make a mistake ‘cause these fishermen will set you up
And I ain`t fallin` for the bait
Daddy – what are we gonna do with a fish with a tattoo?
We`re gonna eat him. What do you think?
I`m a lion fish with dreams of making it big.
House in the ocean, three ugly kids.
And why everybody keep on picking on me?
I`m the sexiest, prettiest fish in the sea.
Heck no. I ain`t nobody dish
Cause I`m in love with Angie – the beautiful angelfish
[kissing sound]
Give me a kiss baby
I`m running from the white shark
You are trying to make me crazy.
[CHORUS]
