Truck Drivin Song — текст песни (Weird Al)

I`m drivin` a truck
Drivin` a big ol` truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I don`t run out of luck
Rollin` down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin` a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
It`s time to put that hammer down
Just watchin` as the miles go flyin` by
I`m ridin` twenty tons of steel
But it`s sure hard to hold the wheel
While I`m still waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I`m jammin` gears and haulin` freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don`t let my mascara run tonight

Because I`m drivin` a truck
Drivin` a big ol` truck
Smokey`s on my tail and my accelerator`s stuck
Got these eighteen wheels a-rollin until the break of dawn
Drivin` a truck with my high heels on

Oh, I don`t mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don`t bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin` off the mother-lovin` clutch

But still I`m drivin` a truck
Drivin` a big ol` truck
Headin` down the interstate, just tryin` to make buck
Wearin` feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While I`m drivin` a truck with my high heels on

I`m drivin` a truck
Drivin` a truck
Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
And I`m late for my appointment down at the hair salon
So I`ll be drivin` a truck with my high heels on