The Longest Pee — текст песни (Adam Sandler)

Performed by adam sandler and rob schneider





[line of people talking]

"hey man, let me in there first"

-"go ahead man, take it easy"

"thanks, I really gotta pee"



[open door, close door]

[unzip pants]

[start pissin..........groaning....]

"oh man"

[.....]

"ohhh yeah"

[.....]

"ahhhh"

[......stop briefly]

"ahh"



[start pissing again..]

"oh man"

[........]

"oh man"

[...............]

"oh man"

[.......gets louder]

"oh man"

[..........and louder]

"oh man!!"

[............as loud as a hose]

"oh man!!! oh.."

[...........]

"oh no!"

[........]

"oh man!"

[...............slows down]

"ahhh"

[stops]

"ahhhhhh...there ya go"



[fart! starts pissing loudly again]

"oh! oh man!"

[..............]

"oh my god!"



[banging on the door]

[pissing slows down to dribble]

"ill be out in a minute!"

[....dribbling...]

"oh..oh my"

[stops]

"oh...oh thank god"



[zips up pants]

[pisses in pants]

"awwww man!"



[people laughing]

-"hey man, you pissed in your pants"

"i know"

-"so did i"

"i guess that makes us piss pals"

[horrible annoying laughter]

[rasberry]