Open Up the Dog House (Two Cats Are Coming In) — текст песни (Dean Martin)

Dean Martin & Nat King Cole

(Both) Open up the doghouse
(Both) Open up the doghouse
(Both) Rover, Rover move it over, two cats are coming in.

(D) Nat, you look like a man with a story (N) I sure have
(N) I told my wife we oughta save money
(N) That`s the way it`s gotta be (D) Oh gotta gotta be that way
(N) She cancelled all the charge accounts gave all the gold to me
(D) Well, I can`t see what you did wrong
(D) Why was your woman so upset
(N) Well, I put the money on a horse and he hasn`t showed up yet.

(Both) Open up the doghouse
(Both) Open up the doghouse
(Both) Rover, Rover move it over, two cats are coming in.

(N) Well Dean, what`s your problem (D) Here it is
(D) I gave my wife a beautiful fur coat (N) You did
(D) Told her it was genuine mink (N) Rich man
(D) I took her out to show it off
(D) Then we stopped in for a drink (N) Oh cocktails
(N) Well, I know your wife was really thrilled
(N) How come you two had a spat
(D) It`s easy to see it started to rain the coat got wet
(D) And mink just don`t smell like that (N) Timber.

(Both) Open up the doghouse
(Both) Open up the doghouse
(Both) Rover, Rover move it over, two cats are coming in.

(D) Let`s hear it Nat (N) You know what you know what though
(D) What
(N) There`s just one way to handle a woman
(N) Dean we just got to treat `em rough (D) Got to slap `em
(N) That`s right (D) We got to show `em who wears the pants
(D) Cut out that sisssy, sissy stuff
(N) Now it ain`t no use to take abuse
(N) Whenever they are cranky or cross
(Both) Let`s put the women in their place and we`ll show them
who`s the boss.

Open up the doghouse
Two cats are coming in...