Aiyyo what`s goin on it`s Ahmad on the microphone
Bout to tell y`all about the Palladium
Me and my boys, the Joneses crew in the house
Kick it
[Ahmad]
Yo it`s the end of the day and it`s Friday (hey)
Ahmad how bout a show to the stadium (what) you know what the Palladium
(It`s cool) We can`t get faded, oh that`s right you don`t drink
but there`s a better incentive, it won`t cost, you know the hoe swing
Well I said guess I guess
It`s better to flex than be at home watchin Chips
I`d rather watch chicks
I flipped, looked to the right of me, tons of honies
One was a Playboy bunny, but I left her
Hugh Hefner`s no joke, he`s too heavy for my kind
I play blind and went out lookin for my type
That`s right, my type, a cute fine girl named Sabrina
Coolin at the bar with her friend Tina
Way I was dressed, they thought I was ballin like Bobby Bonilla
Bought a pina colada and got another
Reached in my pants pocket, (??) riches (?) on paper
Saw a cutie `cross the room, went on another caper
I approached her, she started havin fits
It was the pits - cause this chick thought she was the shit
My homey Kay said let`s go
Ahmad ain`t even fadin it y`all, cause it`s cool at the Palladium
[Chorus]
At the Palladium, yo it`s a great show
At the Palladium is where everybody goes {repeat both lines 3X}
At the Palladium, yo it`s a great show
At the Palladium.. word
[Ahmad]
Yo it`s Friday the Palladium (whattup) what a great show
Kids chillin like nerds couldn`t get in so they sittin on curbs
Cars rollin by deep, you couldn`t miss `em
Tempers start stowin so brothers start throwin fists at fights
I seen night lights hit skulls and glove boxers
Rock stars in limos stretch, smokin cess
I walk in and see brothers and broads causin havoc
Havoc and mayhem both straight from the West coast
Most of the dancers are housers
Some a few freaks freakin, guys playin to get laid this weekend
Speak of the devil, better put in my bid
But first get rid of this chick, she`s on my testicles
Cause Ahmad is the God, I don`t test no hoes
I just maintained and step in the vestibule
Be reminiscent of disses
I`m throwin body blows to weak rappers and tossin `em to the fishes
Then callin Mrs., Bla Bla Blah
Mrs. So-and-So, your kid was blowin smoke so I choked him
Uhh, I`m just givin my respects, leave my condolences
Like when I`m bowlin, I`m bowlin strikes, I never miss
yikes - I gotta go cause they flowin I think it`s my day
So chill and let`s groove at the Palladium Friday
[Chorus]
[Ahmad]
Kick it yo I`m still cool at the Palladium show
Yellin out yo`s with my bros and steady clockin the hoes
But now it`s two o`clock I`m ready to split
Ready to get in my Chevy to get home and start hittin it hard w/ Betty
Smith or Johnson, fuck it it don`t matter
Just wanna climb inside a bladder like a ladder cut the chit chatter
Cause I`m smooth, never obnoxious, chillin
That`s why ya never live to hear me rushin while I`m bustin
Got honies if you got dividends or in a Benz, and I got both
So now you see me, taggin asses like graffiti
And on the next day I`ll be rested, exhausted
Because I was naughty, but damn, that was a hell of a party
[Chorus]
At the Palladium, yo it`s a great show
At the Palladium is where everybody goes {repeat both lines 11X}
At the Palladium, yo it`s a great show
At the Palladium.. word
[Ahmad]
That`s Ahmad and the Joneses
We on this mic, for the nineties
We out, peace
