I don`t wanna lay around all day
Or sniff the butts of my fellow mutts
I`ll bite my master`s ass today
And take a dump on a neighbor`s stoop
One dog terrorist-organization
Some say my pedigree`s all wrong and they`re right
Cleanliness ain`t no virtue to me
Gimme a snack or I`ll cut the cheese
Ticks and fleas just come see me
A territorial piss on your left foot
One dog terrorist-organization
Some say my pedigree`s all wrong and they`re right