Ohh myyyy
20 throw down in my fist of rage
and the man to my left has folded down
well johnny doubled up with a royal flush
i had three jacks and a pair of nines
my mind is turning - just two shots more
there`s not much left to play
well then dude walks in, black hat on top
what am i, if i`m lucky
wasn`t a county cop
cause i`m just runnin out of time
Who`s up for game two
what to do
my wallet`s gettin thin
and i just lost my watch last night
well i gotta problem
just one answer
gotta throw it all down
and kiss it goodbye
Yeah!
That was a crazy game of poker
(That was a crazy game of poker)
I lost it all
(I lost it all)
but someday i`ll be back again
And I, never to fold.
(never to fold)
Who`s up for game three
i can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
And i just lost it all
well there`s a man sittin next to me
Red, was smiling
cause its funny
i don`t have no money tonight
yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
That was a crazy game of poker
(That was a crazy game of poker)
I lost it all
(I lost it all)
but someday i`ll be back again
And I, never to fold.
(never to fold)
Bop bop bop...
I say now skittleedat dat,
Well how bout that?
I`m coming out the front never coming out the back
And I walked into the bar yesterday
Cause I had something to do, something to say
And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn`t turn around
Til I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground
I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown
And I said what`cha doin` in the bar tonight.
So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, how bout a revolution?
And he said right.
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say jah
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah
Jahova!
And I said, what`cha looking at?
He hit me across the face with a bat
I grabbed my .45 and I said let`s get out and go
So he opened the door and said do what you`re here for
I said I`m wandering round the road four to four
And I said I been walking for about a thousand years.
And my feet are growing tired
My eyes a little wired
Don`t know what to do unless I retire
And he just said let`s play some crazy poker
So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, how bout a revolution?
And he said right.
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say die dah dah
Day day oh!
I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
But I`m not gonna quit and I`m not gonna stop
Don`t give a shit cause I got the drop
Johnny just got two eyes just like mine
And I`m feeling kinda funky, kinda fine
And I drank a bottle of whiskey, `fore I came
Came to the bar to see what`s the same
I saw my man named Johnny sittin` across the table from me
And to my left was a man, he had no chin
Didn`t really think about starting a scene
The man to my right wasn`t feeling kinda nice
He looked kinda mad and I felt bad
Beacuse I took his money last night it`s kinda funny
But now I`m just struggling--
I need a honey-bunny.
I don`t know what to say anymore
So I`m just gonna go out, anywho...
So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?
He looked at me with a face full of fright
And I said, how bout a revolution?
And he said right.
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say jah
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say jah
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say jah
I say of, you say a
I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah jahova
javhova, is watching over me...
Day day oh!
[Thanks to sublimestylie8@yahoo.com, Escheitz2@aol.com for correcting these lyrics]
